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Tonight I was eating Nachos when I dropped some. The resulting mess on the table, of salsa and sour cream, looked to me very like a skateboarding penguin. What do you lot think?
That was just as it fell, purely random, no human intervention.
That was just as it fell, purely random, no human intervention.
Now, I know allergies are a majpr problem and anaphylactic shock is not a laughing matter but...
Pants allergy claim investigated
"Clothing retailer Primark has launched an investigation after a woman claimed a pair of its pants triggered a severe allergic reaction."
Allergic to her knickers?!?! Allow me to relieve you of the problem m'dear!
Although on second thoughts, since it also says "she bought the support pants at a shop in Greenock" maybe I'm not so keen to help out!
Pants allergy claim investigated
"Clothing retailer Primark has launched an investigation after a woman claimed a pair of its pants triggered a severe allergic reaction."
Allergic to her knickers?!?! Allow me to relieve you of the problem m'dear!
Although on second thoughts, since it also says "she bought the support pants at a shop in Greenock" maybe I'm not so keen to help out!
While watching my current screensaver, "Ribbons" that there should be an animated Yellow Sign screensaver. That would be cool. Does anybody know where I could get one? For Vista, preferably. Though just a gif would be cool too.
Thanks!
Oh, and if you haven't seen the Yellow Sign, just keep on walking, you don't want to know!
Thanks!
Oh, and if you haven't seen the Yellow Sign, just keep on walking, you don't want to know!
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puzzle_Consumers, says Watts, chief executive of SSL, the company that owns the Durex brand, get ready to get lucky twice a year - on Valentine's Day and Christmas. "People stock up on condoms for the holidays," he says.
I suppose birthdays average out over the year....
Gave me a giggle, anyway.
I suppose birthdays average out over the year....
Gave me a giggle, anyway.
An appeal court in Saudi Arabia has doubled the number of lashes and added a jail sentence as punishment for a woman who was gang-raped
Yes, she is being punished for getting raped.
There are no words to express my feelings at this point, but I would very much like to be alone with the judge right now.
Excuse me while I go and hit something very hard.
Yes, she is being punished for getting raped.
There are no words to express my feelings at this point, but I would very much like to be alone with the judge right now.
Excuse me while I go and hit something very hard.
If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be)
(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be)
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TV Smith's new CD, a live recording of him performing the songs from the first Adverts LP with his current band, the Bored Teenagers. It's totally black, on both sides, and has a fake spiral groove on the top..
TV Smith's new CD, a live recording of him performing the songs from the first Adverts LP with his current band, the Bored Teenagers. It's totally black, on both sides, and has a fake spiral groove on the top..
£270 for a bike chain? OK, it may be Titanium but really..
I may have had occasional nervous moments out in the Pentlands, but at least I don't have to worry abou this: Did she cycle on the cracks in the pavement?
I may have had occasional nervous moments out in the Pentlands, but at least I don't have to worry abou this: Did she cycle on the cracks in the pavement?
Oooh, this is tempting...
A portable device to trigger the electronic locking wheel in a shoping trolley...
Mwahahahahahaha!!
A portable device to trigger the electronic locking wheel in a shoping trolley...
Mwahahahahahaha!!
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