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Now, I know allergies are a majpr problem and anaphylactic shock is not a laughing matter but...

Pants allergy claim investigated

"Clothing retailer Primark has launched an investigation after a woman claimed a pair of its pants triggered a severe allergic reaction."

Allergic to her knickers?!?! Allow me to relieve you of the problem m'dear!

Although on second thoughts, since it also says "she bought the support pants at a shop in Greenock" maybe I'm not so keen to help out!

While watching my current screensaver, "Ribbons" that there should be an animated Yellow Sign screensaver. That would be cool. Does anybody know where I could get one? For Vista, preferably. Though just a gif would be cool too.

Thanks!

Oh, and if you haven't seen the Yellow Sign, just keep on walking, you don't want to know!

( Click here to find out... )

Paddington, the bear from Peru, will be arrested and interrogated over his immigration status in a book marking his 50th birthday.

Didn't want you to miss it!

( Cartoon behind cut )

I've definately done that.

From xkcd

Consumers, says Watts, chief executive of SSL, the company that owns the Durex brand, get ready to get lucky twice a year - on Valentine's Day and Christmas. "People stock up on condoms for the holidays," he says.

I suppose birthdays average out over the year....

Gave me a giggle, anyway.

An appeal court in Saudi Arabia has doubled the number of lashes and added a jail sentence as punishment for a woman who was gang-raped

Yes, she is being punished for getting raped.

There are no words to express my feelings at this point, but I would very much like to be alone with the judge right now.

Excuse me while I go and hit something very hard.

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be)

I'm inclined to agree.

( An Alien made of vegetables - fear the broccoli! )

From here

( Picture cut )

TV Smith's new CD, a live recording of him performing the songs from the first Adverts LP with his current band, the Bored Teenagers. It's totally black, on both sides, and has a fake spiral groove on the top..

£270 for a bike chain? OK, it may be Titanium but really..

I may have had occasional nervous moments out in the Pentlands, but at least I don't have to worry abou this: Did she cycle on the cracks in the pavement?

From ctrl-alt-del

Oooh, this is tempting...

A portable device to trigger the electronic locking wheel in a shoping trolley...

Mwahahahahahaha!!

Current Mood: Evil.....

Expect an invasion by a vast flotilla of ghostly, immortal albino plastic ducks

( Severe pain lurks here )

From User Friendly

Check out San Diego Zoo's Panda Cam.

Has achieved "most requested" status with my daughters....

They also have Elephant Cam, Polar Bear Cam and Ape Cam. But the pandas are cutest.

From User Friendly, a cartoon featuring a character called AJ!

It exactly fits with my sense of humour!

I don't know whose van it is, but I'd like to shake their hand!

Edit:
( For the benefit of those who don't get it... )

My waffling.

Struggling to keep a straight face

I had a thought last night

Inappropriate Christmas Presents - the answer!

Mostly for puzzle_

This looks familiar

Durex is not just for Christmas

I have no words.

OK, jumps on bandwagon...

Rather unfortunate positioning for the exhaust pipe...

This is rather good:

This is cool:

I thought this was a cool way to do a CD

Stuff for the cyclists

One for all the gamers, and those who have to breathe near them...

(no subject)

Mostly for batswing - the Flying Duckmen!

I bow to a superior punster

For massive cuteness

This is so true...

I loved this:

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