Struggling to keep a straight face

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Now, I know allergies are a majpr problem and anaphylactic shock is not a laughing matter but...

Pants allergy claim investigated

"Clothing retailer Primark has launched an investigation after a woman claimed a pair of its pants triggered a severe allergic reaction."

Allergic to her knickers?!?! Allow me to relieve you of the problem m'dear!

Although on second thoughts, since it also says "she bought the support pants at a shop in Greenock" maybe I'm not so keen to help out!