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sibelian's patented hat memeRead the following questions and answer them in a comment IN THE FORM OF A RHYME! (You don't have to copy the rhymes of the questions - cool points if you do, though). Then cut and paste all this stuff into your journal!
1. What was the last hat that you wore?
2. Do you own a hat? 2 hats? More?
3. Have you ever shat in a hat?
4. Are there more than 10 hats in your flat?
5. If somebody nicked your hat, what would you do?
6. Would you tell a friend that their hat was askew?
7. Hats are a useful disguise. Discuss.
8. Would you claim a stranger's hat left on a bus?
9. Would you laugh at the sight of a hat on a cow?
10. Are you wearing a hat just now?
11. "People should start weating hats again", true?
12. Favourite hat colour. Black, purple or blue?
13. Is it a pain getting answers to rhyme?
14. Has this meme been a complete waste of time?
Come on you clever clogses!
(my answer is here.)
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2. I own a few hats - 5 - perhaps more!
3. Shat wearing a hat but not in that hat.
4. I have 2 at best if this counts as a flat.
5. I'd chase them down and yell a curse or two.
6. I would if it wasn;t funnier not too.
7. Well I wore a hat and hid on a bus...
8. If the hat is cool and no one has claimed it, tis mine! Let them cuss.
9. Next year, the coolest of fads will be a hat-wearing cow.
10. A hat on my head is not there right now.
11. Don't ask me? Do I look like a guru?
12. Blac is my favourite, my second is blue.
13. Hell yes, its takes a long time.
14. Well, the reason to do this is to waste time.
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13. Hell yes, its takes a long time....except when you cheat by re-using the same words! You've only got 4 original rhymes out of 14 - must try harder!
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I was good, I read no comments.
Was flat, blue, French and bought a year ago.
2. I have not worn a hat for many a day
But I must have a dozen I would say.
3. Although I've used my hat in many a mode,
I've yet to use it as a quick commode.
4. The house I live in has a second floor.
With kids included that means hats galore!
5. The hats I own are all so weird and strange
To have the thief wear them would be revenge.
6. Jaunty angles merit kind remark
But truly skew-whiff does not merit snark.
7. Hats are scarcely cunning as disguise
But balaclavas cover to the eyes.
8. A hat left on a bus, I would hand in
But on a train I'd take it with a grin.
9. I'd snigger at the cliche if 'twere straw.
Other hats might make me laugh far more.
10. I cannot why you ask or care
But no, right now my head is cold and bare.
11. In future, we will all wear hats, you know?
"The flipside of Dominic Hyde" says so.
12. Hats are usually "grabbed at door".
Otherwise, I ask "What's this hat for?"
13. You surely know that I enjoy this stuff.
It's rare that I say "Enough is enough."
14. On your object success must depend
The means aren't wasteful...but what of the end?
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1. Twas a blue one bought in Perigord
2. I'm sure that I'd muster three or four.
3. I'm sure that you shouldn't ask ladies that.
4. From boater to topper, we're where hats are at.
5. I'd laugh at how silly their apperance grew.
6. I trust my friends' taste. I'd assume that they knew.
7. A hooded cloak hides you with far less fuss.
8. If there was no-one to see it but us
9. How else should it keep the sun off then, how?
10.No I gave it to a sunburned cow.
11.If we wish to be stylish, what else should we do?
12.If you won't give me green I cannot answer you.
13.Breaking the meter is more of a crime.
14.No, it should help write the school pantomime
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