What the ladies talk about can be scary....

[original_aj]

Look away now gentlemen, especially those who might be planning to get married.......

Comments

[chris-g.livejournal.com]

Nobody mentioned henna!

[batswing.livejournal.com]

Disapointing.

Even food colouring.

I mean please, if lipstick'll wipe off, what's a powder eyeshadow gonna do? huh?

We so have to make his journal just as freaky

[chris-g.livejournal.com]

So what do you use?

Re: We so have to make his journal just as freaky

[original-aj.livejournal.com]

After much deep thought and soul-searching I have decided that it is my duty to offer myself as an impartial observer to settle this question for you. When would you like to hold the viewing?

Re: We so have to make his journal just as freaky

[chris-g.livejournal.com]

Errrrm
When would I like to hold a viewing of batswing's nuptual nipples with you as impartial observer?
As soon as possible, obviously.

[lilitufire.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that my main thought was she wouldn't want to get them pierced because they wouldn't heal in time?

:)

[original-aj.livejournal.com]

Probably. hfnuala said the same thing though....

[batswing.livejournal.com]

Gah, scabby nipples on your wedding day! Much chaffing of lace/silk.
*shudder*

[rdi.livejournal.com]

That was my perfectly sensible reaction. Well, that and the possibility of losing sensitivity.

[littlemsmortis.livejournal.com]

!!!! that is all !!!

[spudtater.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... distracting.