No surprises here.

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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	40% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	65.1%
Shamelessness	71.4% It takes a couple of drinks	79.4%
Sex Drive	71.1% A fool for love, but not always	77.7%
Straightness	3.6% Knows the other body type like a map	44.9%
Gayness	83.9% Repressed, are we?	83.6%
Fucking Sick	84.1% Refreshingly normal	90%
You are 58.06% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

As nickys said "Irredemably vanilla"