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Saturday 20th March, 2004
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!
We know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked, other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So, this Saturday at 4:00 PM all women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any local terrorists.
Aimlessly strolling around for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of super strength lager at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The team at Kontraband appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless you all!
I'm bang alongside that one!
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!
We know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked, other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So, this Saturday at 4:00 PM all women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any local terrorists.
Aimlessly strolling around for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of super strength lager at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The team at Kontraband appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless you all!
I'm bang alongside that one!
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