Biriyani rhapsody

[original_aj]

For those who haven't seen this...

You HAVE to sing this to the tune of 'bohemian rhapsody' by Queen

Naan-aa just killed a man
Pappadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead
Naan-aa, dinner's just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away
Naan-aa ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothin' yet just seeing the loo tomorrow
Curry on, Curry on
'cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa ooh-ooh
This dopiaza's mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.....

(guitar solo)

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicely
ME!
Biriyani (biriyani)
Biriyani (biriyani)
Biriyani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo looooooo....)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti get him to a lavatory
Stand well back
Cause this loo is quarantined
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
NO!
Its coming up again
(There it goes) I chunder
Its coming up again
(There he goes) its coming up (again up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no no no)
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me....poor me...poor meeeeeeeee!

(guitar solo)

So you think you can chunder and still its alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out, just had to come right out in here.....

(guitar solo)

Korma saag or bhuna
Balti, naan, bhaji
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me
(any way my wind blows)