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While buying a Mothers' Day card I noticed that about half the display of Mothers' Day cards were not actually for people to give to their Mothers. Grandmothers I can just about understand, but Aunties? And what's with the "To my Wife" ones - she's not your mother for fks sake! Then I got to thinking...
Why isn't there a "To my ex-wife" card - to thank her for bringing up your children while you swan off with another woman who isn't tired from taking care of your kids.
It's only a matter of time before the "Happy Friday!" cards are on sale.
Though I quite like the idea of a "With deepest sympathy on this Monday morning" card......
Any other ideas?
Why isn't there a "To my ex-wife" card - to thank her for bringing up your children while you swan off with another woman who isn't tired from taking care of your kids.
It's only a matter of time before the "Happy Friday!" cards are on sale.
Though I quite like the idea of a "With deepest sympathy on this Monday morning" card......
Any other ideas?
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With deepest sympathy... on failing to pass your driving test
Congratulations... on getting shot of the two-timing bastard
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"Well done on taking a half day - to rot your mind with Tricia!"
"I found this card and thought of you (opens card) I don't love you anymore but couldn't figure a way of telling you!"
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You can add music to it.
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(for bonus points, put a pregnancy tester inside the card)
(for extra bonus points and evil points, have it be a fake one which always comes up positive)
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