Generate your own random conspiacy theory

[original_aj]

Here.

I got:

"Why can't anyone see that M is being followed by Mummy? It's all so that Daddy, hidden in a secret HQ near the kitchen can make them tidy the bedroom. After that, Mummy will force them to eat green food when the disorder caused by Daddy reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let H put together a militia to stop them. "

Seems plausible...