"CastleMagic - Building dream castles since 1980."
1980, a good year for Castles?
Where would you build one? The centre of London, just to piss people off! Livingston to steal tourists from Edinburgh? On a roundabout, therefore providing it with a modern moat!
Their example castle is tacky to an extent only the americans could reach. (No offence to the nationality-disadvantaged among us.) Katya is the only bearable one. Nicole is shudderworthy; I keep expecting to find barbie and ken in Medieval Garb™ somewhere in the picture.
That said, I would like to have meself a castle built. It would have useful features, though, like a rainwater resevoir (for those long seiges), maze-like subterranean levels of DOOM, and plenty of hidden passages (for my dramatic escape in a cloud of smoke, should my evil plans go pear-shaped).
I like Castle Chalon but then I've always wanted a place with a turret and my bedroom in a turret. I'd like to have a compact castle. A magic one. One that shrinks and fits into a little mirror sized thing in my bag. That's what I want for Christmas.
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1980, a good year for Castles?
Where would you build one? The centre of London, just to piss people off! Livingston to steal tourists from Edinburgh? On a roundabout, therefore providing it with a modern moat!
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That said, I would like to have meself a castle built. It would have useful features, though, like a rainwater resevoir (for those long seiges), maze-like subterranean levels of DOOM, and plenty of hidden passages (for my dramatic escape in a cloud of smoke, should my evil plans go pear-shaped).
Okay, I just want an evil lair.
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I'd like to have a compact castle. A magic one. One that shrinks and fits into a little mirror sized thing in my bag. That's what I want for Christmas.