Dietry Advice

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here is the final word on nutrition and health, and it is a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans .

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of pirogees and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Now I'm confused.

A gay bike shop?

I mean, yes a gay-friendly bike shop, but a shop selling bikes which are specifically advertised as gay or lesbian (or as a Bi-cycle in the case of the tandem...) ? And then having a kiddy section? It's setting yourself up for mockery I'd have thought, especially as the bikes are not very good (so may actally qualify as "gay" in current use of the term amongst yoof). How the hell can a bike have a sexual orientation? Hmm. Not likely to promote respect and acceptance I wouldn't have thought.

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