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The definition of a gentleman - "A man who can play the accordian, and doesn't."

From: [identity profile] red-phil.livejournal.com


What is the difference between an accordion and an onion?

Nobody crys when you cut up an accordion.

From: [identity profile] original-aj.livejournal.com


Damn straight.

Welcome to Heaven, Here's your harp.

Welcome to Hell, here's your accordian.
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