From: [identity profile] zornhau.livejournal.com

Vlad Tepes's Ode to a Warden


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You've ticketed my car,
So with this stake your #### I'll screw.

From: [identity profile] skullculture.livejournal.com


I think it's sad that the council felt obliged to apologise.

I once got into trouble for putting a perfectly innocent little poem up as a placeholder on some web site my work was going to host. They advertised the URL before the site had been built, so the first eager visitors got to read my poem instead. There were official complaints :)

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