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[original_aj]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon mouflonmatt (65 points). Last week, I rescued gingiber from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I fed funkyplaid to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (505 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
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