The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street.

As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released New LP -Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."

Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.

"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."

"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."
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From: [personal profile] digitalraven


That... that is as bad as the Prawn Joke.

Damn your eyes.

From: [identity profile] cheekbones3.livejournal.com


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I never even saw it coming argh!

From: [identity profile] original-aj.livejournal.com


I warned you, and apologised in advance. You have only yourself to blame.

From: [identity profile] tzuraster.livejournal.com


Damn, you beat me to it :-) Guess this one's doing the rounds... again ;-)
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From: [identity profile] fenland.livejournal.com


There 's always asting in the tale to that, isn't there?

From: [identity profile] original-aj.livejournal.com


So did I , but then I like groanworthy jokes. I presume you're familiar with the "Drums stop, very bad!" joke?
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From: [identity profile] fenland.livejournal.com


Did it really? You didn't have to comb the depths for that one now did you?
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