The music's pretty good too!
Not safe for work, or delicate sensibilities.
"Thrice weekly cruising the streets of Helsinki. inviting its inhabitants to take a ride by slipping inside her giant disembodied vagina mounted on top of her bike taxi."
It's a Rickshaw, modelled on a ladies's vulva. There are pictures. You have been warned!
The Resistance, a US-based Christian group, has called for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant.
It says the chain's new logo has a naked woman on it with her legs "spread like a prostitute... The company might as well call themselves Slutbucks".
Starbucks says the image - based on a 16th century Norse design of a mermaid with two-tails - is not inappropriate.
Rather, the image is a more conservative version of the original Starbucks design, which hung above the chain's first store when it opened in Seattle's Pike Place Market in 1971.
A customs officer hid a package of the banned substance in a side pocket of a randomly chosen suitcase in order to test airport security.
Sniffer dogs failed to detect the cannabis and the officer could not remember which bag he had put it in.
Anyone finding the package has been asked to contact customs officials.
The Gamekeeper shouts, "Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!"
The man replies, "My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me?"
The Gamekeeper replies, "I said, use two hands - you'll get more that way!"
So now I have an image of a platypus in a corset and silver jewelry in my head. Any artists out there want to realise this?
Pants allergy claim investigated
"Clothing retailer Primark has launched an investigation after a woman claimed a pair of its pants triggered a severe allergic reaction."
Allergic to her knickers?!?! Allow me to relieve you of the problem m'dear!
Although on second thoughts, since it also says "she bought the support pants at a shop in Greenock" maybe I'm not so keen to help out!